There was a Skargak from Nantucket
Who lived down a well in a bucket.
He thought it was grand
To skulk ’round the farm stand
Then jump out of your corn when you’d shuck it.
2014
Glump
3 There was a gluttonous creature named Glump, He was grey, and incredibly plump. He decided one day, To eat old Ms. Debray, But she ended his life with a thump.