Beware, beware, all near and far
The fearsome beast: the Krolekar.
Of this creature, you have not heard?
Then listen to my every word.
Its teeth are longer than your arm,
Although its smile does not lack charm.
Its orange burning eyes are round,
It leaps from holes dug in the ground.
I can’t describe the sound it makes
While charging on its roller skates.
It’s huge, with spikes upon its back,
Loves the “Rocky IV” soundtrack,
It also can control your mind,
And its intentions are not kind.
So if you ever catch its eye,
You’ll chicken dance until you die.