Once there was a troll named Stu who loved to argue
He believed only his opinions were of value
Oh, only his opinions were of value
Little did he know the folly of such a view
For this attitude attracted something new
Oh yes, this drew something new to poor Stu
It came on legs a many
Racing through the tubes
It came looking for terrible words aplenty
It came and it found the troll named Stu
First it ate his words, the worst had the most zest
Then it found his hands, a bit salty at best
Did it stop there?
Oh no, it didn’t stop there
The hands were so sweet, it decided to continue to Stu’s teeth
Then his legs and beard, and finally, saving the best for last, it reared
Extending a long wet tongue into Stu’s ear
The snarflegrue, with delight
Sucked out Stu’s withered mind then called it a night
I think there is a moral to this story… somewhere.
1 Comment
Viv · October 3, 2013 at 7:02 pm
LOVE.